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Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

"I'm sure I can figure out how a little bit of child abuse is all part of God's plan."

One of my favorite sections of The Onion is American Voices, and today's is especially great. The subject: "According to a study from the UCLA, zero percent of children who were raised by a lesbian couple reported being victims of physical or sexual abuse. What do you think?" One answer: "Give me a second—I'm sure I can figure out how a little bit of child abuse is all part of God's plan."

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Kinsella/8603302 John Kinsella

    I also like "School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested". http://onion.com/a6KgnU