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Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Two and a Half Men's Target Demographic Discovered

Remember Josef Fritzl, the monstrous Austrian man who kept his daughter in a sex dungeon for 24 years? Well, he just gave his first jailhouse interview, and it turns out that he's a comedy fan!

My favorite show is Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen. The little boy who plays along because he reminds me of my son. It relaxes me, I need to laugh. Because it destroys the soul, if you are always sad.

You know, I don't watch Two and a Half Men, so I didn't realize how dark the show was. But it makes sense that the kid is kept in a sex dungeon by Charlie Sheen. I guess that's why they're paying him so much.

  • shalegac

    I swear it's only old people who watch CBS shows. I think the laugh track relaxes them and makes them feel less alone.

  • saythatscool

    Josef Fritzl put the "semen" back into "basement."

  • http://sorryyourheinous.tumblr.com/ sorry your heinous

    This needs to be a series: Things Josef Fritzl Likes. Hell, CBS could air it after Fuck My Dad Says.