TLC Is Searching for “Never Nudes” As If That’s a Real Thing

On Arrested Development, Tobias is a “never nude,” someone who never, ever takes off their cutoff jean shorts. And now TLC is looking for real-deal never nudes for their god-awful show, My Strange Addiction. My first impulse would be to tell the producer in charge that they are looking for the personification of a sitcom joke, but I think it’d be way more fun to send people in pretending to actually shower in jean shorts every day. Might as well take them up on it, right?

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