Akiva Schaffer, Ben Stiller Snoop Around Neighborhood Watch
As always, the desire for a little bro-lone time is the only thing standing between us and certain destruction. The Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer has been offered the directorial gig for Neighborhood Watch, with Ben Stiller possibly, maybe, potentially signing on to star. The script, its current version written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, follows “a suburban ‘neighborhood watch’ group that serves as a front for dads to get some male-bonding time away from their families. The group finds itself in over its head when it uncovers a plot to destroy the world.” If those men could tolerate their families even just a little bit more…well, I don’t even want to think about it.