Bad Teacher/Questionable Doctor: Cameron Diaz Removes Jon Stewart’s Stitches


If The Daily Show is as committed to preventing typhoid as they claim to be, I really question the wisdom of having Cameron Diaz remove Jon Stewart’s stitches with a pair of safety scissors and a mouthful of anticipation saliva. “This is why talk shows plan a conversation,” Stewart realizes towards the end of the seven minute bit. Who can focus on Cameron’s new film about Phyllis being awesome when all I can look at is the puffy inflamed skin around Jon Stewart’s healing wound? Apparently Justin Timberlake is in the movie too? Didn’t see him; too busy wound-gazing.

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