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Friday, July 29th, 2011

Louis C.K. Advocates For Roving Lion Squads on Letterman

After the government implements the suggestions from Louis C.K. Letterman appearance last night, we're all going to have to learn how to stuff our faces at Carl Jr.'s…smarter. "Every mall should have four lions, and you don't know where there are," C.K. explains. "They might be in Victoria's Secret, they might be in Cold Stone Creamery." No doubt wild ravenous beasts would be effective in weeding out the incredibly useless, but how fast would society get tired of all those lion stories? "Oh Steve, your mom got torn apart by lions? So did everyone's mom. Do you want a Like It, Love It or Gotta Have It?"