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Friday, August 5th, 2011

Roseanne Is Running for President on a Platform of Bartering and Craziness


Good news! Your crazy aunt is getting into politics. Yes, Roseanne is running for president as a member of the "Green Tea Party." She has many sensible ideas, such as getting rid of all taxes and money and switching to a barter system. Because vegetables "have way more value than our currency." OK! We'll see if she gets any further into the process than Stephen Colbert did in 2008. And really, I hope she does. It's not like the current field of candidates is all that sane; at least Roseanne owns being crazy.