Though the Razzie Awards are still months away, it seems critics are already heralding Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star as a near-lock for this year’s Worst Picture honor. Man, awards shows really do just eat it up when stars alter their appearance for a role. And please, those actors, always taking projects totally devoid of any artistic integrity just for the Razzie cred. Pathetic. If Bucky Larson does bring home the big prize for horribleness, don’t forget that you heard all about it here first, down to the last weak sputter of ejaculate.