Stephen Colbert Tends To Mark Cuban’s “Ball Gag”


I’m not really up on my basketball news (rub your eyes in cartoonish disbelief, why don’t you!) but from what I can glean from Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC “Ball Gag” ad, letting Mark Cuban talk about the NBA contract negotiations will somehow help cute dads lift their adorable kids to the rim so that they can pretend to dunk. If NBA Commissar David Stern is somehow impeding that, then I say we BURN HIS HOUSE TO THE GROUND UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO MOURN.

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