Won’t Somebody Think Of The Children In The Red-Band American Reunion Trailer?


Don’t you hate it when you accidentally throw your lubed-up ejaculate sock on your toddler’s head? Doh-oh-oh! America’s obsession with the size, location and relative humiliation level of Jason Biggs’ orgasm continues with the masturbation-filled American Reunion trailer. Seriously, why kids always gotta be interrupting people when they’re trying to cum? I also appreciate the nod to gender equality; It’s high time we as a society acknowledge that both husbands and wives would rather jerk-off alone in their own bubble of erotic despair than have sex with their spouses.

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