HFPA Still Can’t Decide Whether to Let Ricky Gervais Host the Golden Globes
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association is holding summit after emergency summit but still can’t decide whether or not to let Ricky Gervais host the Golden Globes. We’ve managed to uncover the minutes from their last meeting:
– Can finally show those dicks at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences how cool the Hollywood Foreign Press Association can be
– Higher ratings or whatever
– Can serve cheaper food since everyone will be too busy hoping they don’t get insulted to eat
– NBC will stop leaving us angry voicemails
– What if he makes fun of people for 3 hours and forget to hand out any awards?
– Johnny Depp prob won’t attend
– There is a real chance he will say something that hurts our feelings a lot
Looks like the pros outweigh the cons, but only time will tell.