Maria Bamford has a great bit about how she wants to have a TV sitcom someday called Me, My Mom, and a Monster, in which she, her mother, and a friendly but disgusting monster all live in the same house, where one can presume wackiness would ensue. Had Bamford been an up-and-coming comic in the late ‘80s or early ‘90s (which she wouldn’t have been, because she would not have gotten any club dates in that culture of jokes about airplanes and the myriad difference between New York and Los Angeles), she might have actually gotten the greenlight, and Me, My Mom, and a Monster would have wound up as a Saturday morning cartoon.
In the stand-up comedy boom of the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, lots of comics translated their act and persona into network sitcoms. Others, bizarrely, and in what was almost universally ill-conceived, wound up with Saturday morning cartoons based on themselves and their routines. This could never happen in 2011, mainly because there’s not much Saturday morning TV for kids left (other than third-rate syndicated animal facts shows and reruns of Busytown) and comedians are too cool and too edgy to be asked to participate in such an endeavor. Bill Cosby and Fat Albert is definitely the pioneer here, but comedians and comic actors are stereotypically (if not usually) tortured, idiosyncratic, and dark-sided. Only the squeakiest of squeaky-clean comics (like Cosby) or shtickiest of shticky (like Jeff Foxworthy) even register on a kid’s radar. Marketing-wise, it doesn’t make sense. Plus it’s impossible to think that some network executive thought it would be a good idea to pitch Louie Anderson to children.
Camp Candy (NBC, 1989–92), starring John Candy.
Of all the major comic actors of the ‘70s and ‘80s, probably the only one who never hosted Saturday Night Live was John Candy. Even though he ran in the appropriate circles, he never could squeeze in the gig. He was a busy guy, what with filming Vacation, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Summer Rental, co-owning a Canadian Football League franchise, and, it would seem, running a children’s summer camp that was open all year and from which children never left, a fate more purgatorial than even the camp from Salute Your Shorts. It’s as if they based the idea of a John Candy cartoon around the punny, misleading title (it is not a candy-making or candy-eating camp) and the sense that Candy looked funny in a too-small uniform, like the one he had to wear in Vacation.
Rick Moranis in Gravedale High (NBC, 1990–91), starring Rick Moranis.
Considering Camp Candy, this, and Martin Short’s beloved but short-lived The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley, some SCTV-loving comedy nerd apparently got to head up NBC’s children’s division in the late ‘80s. I’m sure Life With Robin, with Robin Duke, was tossed around a boardroom at some point. But Gravedale High had a far, far more bizarre and arbitrary premise than even Camp Candy:
Rick Moranis, the real Rick Moranis, not a character played by the guy from Ghostbusters, takes a job as a teacher at a high school populated by teenage versions of classic movie monsters, which have lots of angst and embody common teen TV-and-movie stereotypes.
Bobby’s World (Fox, 1990–98)
Unlike the others here, Bobby’s World was based on a character, and the only completely child-friendly element, of Howie Mandel’s stand-up act. Essentially the same voice as Skeeter, the Muppet Baby Mandel voiced, Bobby was a bright-eyed, imaginative five-year-old, and this gentle cartoon was a massive hit, running 80 episodes, airing around the world, and winnings tons of kids’ TV awards.
Little Rosey (ABC, 1990), starring Roseanne Barr.
An amateur political commentator, victim of the Hollywood machine, and part-time reality show star, it’s hard to imagine a time in which Roseanne Barr was arguably the most famous female entertainer in America. In 1989, her “domestic goddess” act was a stand-up phenomenon and her innovative, blue-collar sitcom Roseanne was the #1 show on TV. ABC was making a lot of money off of her, and since Roseanne was a family show, they gave her a Saturday morning cartoon, positing what Roseanne would have been like as a child, living in a cute small town with her doting parents. Answer: just as sarcastic, obnoxious, and abrasive as she was as an adult. But put those qualities on a child, and you get someone whose self-preserving pride and massive sense of entitlement leads to a barely tolerable human Garfield (and who wasn’t even voiced by Barr). Little Rosey was a hit for the first three months of the 1990 fall season, until, as she frequently did on Roseanne, fought with producers and network executives. The show was gone by the end of the year, although had it lasted into 1991, it likely would have been shelved, when Barr publicly accused her parents (depicted in the show) of sexual abuse.
Life With Louie (Fox, 1994–98), starring Louie Anderson.
One of the major club-and-cable comics of the ‘80s, Anderson’s act was primarily self-deprecating jokes about his obesity and nightmarish childhood. Well, Fox decided to turn that childhood into an animated show for kids. Instead of Anderson’s second-hand recollections then, the viewer was privy to Anderson’s childhood embarrassments, traumas, and father who hates Louie because he is overweight, lazy, not good at anything, and consequently, obviously extremely depressed. Whenever watching this, I always expected or hoped each episode would end in a cathartic bit in which lil’ Louie confronts his father, or the father admits he hates the boy. You know, like what would and will happen in real life, at every Thanksgiving ever. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
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