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Monday, December 12th, 2011

The Awkward, Hostile, and Absolutely Hilarious Late Night Appearances of Charles Grodin

Imagine you’re Roman Polanski. (Stay with me, this isn’t going where you think.) It’s 1968, and you’re working on Rosemary’s Baby, a thriller that will go on to earn six Golden Globe and two Academy Award nominations. Everything’s going great until a bit player delays a day of shooting to debate your carefully scripted delivery. “To me, that’s not being a troublemaker — that’s just being alive,” actor Charles Grodin recalls the incident, more Zen than mortified, in a 1997 interview with Charlie Rose. The memory, and the glib explanation of it, exemplify performer-turned-pundit Grodin’s infamous churlishness, part of a personality introduced over dozens of wonderfully awkward late night TV appearances.

Grodin, whose career spans nearly fifty years, is a well-known thorn in the side of hosts who have spent decades dealing with his aggressive demeanor. His early guest appearances on the talk show circuit were quickly categorized as schtick, the affectation of a combative character whose eye-rolling accusations aimed to expose the fake friendliness of celebrity culture — and to prove that audiences loved the abuse. Throughout his shifting career, Grodin’s maintained and expanded on this “character,” challenging hosts and audiences to play along with the joke, or become the target.

Maybe you’ve only caught glimpses of Grodin — say, on a Miami beach honeymoon in The Heartbreak Kid, or introspectively playing the flute in Thieves (something he actually, sincerely does, about 22:30 in) — or maybe you only remember him “playing straight man to a St. Bernard.” But for better or worse, he holds a place in late night history for adding some edge to a traditionally smooth-talking time slot.

Grodin studied under famed acting instructor Lee Strasberg, getting his big break in the aforementioned Rosemary’s Baby. Four years later, in 1972, he landed his first starring role in The Heartbreak Kid, written by Neil Simon and directed by Elaine May (one of the founders of the legendary Compass Players, alongside improv guru Del Close). As adult-in-training Lenny Cantrow, whose naïve and self-centric worldview sends him down an impulsive (and, ultimately, emotionally empty) quest to win the woman of his dreams, Grodin brought a charming, hopelessly adolescent air to an otherwise unlikeable character. His knack for endowing uncomfortably odd man-children with just the right touch of clueless charm turned him into a bit of a typecast player: 1977’s underrated Thieves (written by Herb Gardner and co-starring Marlo Thomas) saw him as a sour but nostalgic divorcee; 1981’s The Incredible Shrinking Woman made him a supportive, grinning accessory to leading lady Lily Tomlin. He caricatures this persistent, superficially sensitive persona, which dominates the early half of his career, aptly in The Great Muppet Caper:

…but, really, who can forget him as the grumpy dad from 1992’s Beethoven (and 1993’s ambitiously immediate sequel, Beethoven’s 2nd), a disgruntled guy who seemed to be in the constant midst of a serious psychotic episode:

Over the years, his onscreen focus shifted from literary adaptations to more mainstream family fare, eventually fizzling altogether around 1995, when he quit acting to spend more time with his wife and two kids. But one thread remained constant: his delightfully volatile recurring appearances on post-primetime staples like The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and David Letterman’s Late Night and The Late Show. Grodin cultivated a character that remained consistently and endearingly brash, a sort of persnickety, both-sides-of-the-Odd-Couple bipolar personality by turns attention seeking and insult slinging.

And then: from 1995 to 1998, CNBC aired The Charles Grodin Show, which found the host interacting with entertainers as often as discussing current events (like the O.J. Simpson trial, a subject he’s notably vocal about). When the show first started — Grodin taking over Tom Snyder’s timeslot after the icon was handpicked to replace Letterman on The Late Late Show Entertainment Weekly noted that his hosting style wasn’t as outwardly hostile as his guesting tended to be. But his grave demeanor, never definitively earnest or affected, was outside the established mold: “As a guest on Letterman and, earlier, Johnny Carson's Tonight Show, Grodin excelled at the rude put-on, provoking reaction by seeming to appear angry or offended by his host. Now sitting in the opposite chair, Grodin frequently ignores his guest and gasses on about himself.” He became known for launching into off-topic digressions and demanding more camera time, tics that comic Dana Carvey repeatedly skewered on his short-lived variety show.

Since, Grodin’s continued to put himself in the public eye, stopping by network studios and phoning in to a variety of issues-focused radio shows. He’s also written several books, including memoirs How I Got To Be Whoever It Is I Am and I Like It Better When You’re Funny. Both include explorations of his involvement with Carson and Letterman, the former volume containing a chapter titled: “Appearing on Johnny Carson and David Letterman to Show the Real Me?” Decades later, Grodin’s explained — repeatedly — that his off-putting persona was just a put-on. “I think it was defined by the movies,” he told Rose, explaining that his fans expected him to be the same cocky and combative guy he tended to play. After getting booked on Carson, he felt he had to deliver. “When there’s 600 people out there, and you’re following Diana Ross — who just did a medley of her biggest hits — and nobody knows who you are, what am I gonna do?” His instinct was to argue; even when the seasoned host played along jovially, “I’d say the majority of the audience still felt that I was being unpleasant.” But it kept people tuning in, hoping to catch a few intense “honest” and awkward moments — a breathless Grodin accusing Carson of not caring about his guests, or a tense argument that Letterman diffuses with one-liners delivered straight to the camera — that counters the otherwise saccharine tone of most late night banter.

Here are a few of Grodin’s greatest moments (those that are available online, at least), from the absurd hosting job that reportedly got him banned from SNL to a recent battle of wits with Sean Hannity.

Saturday Night Live

Entering their third season and dealing with the departure of scene-stealer Chevy Chase, the SNL cast found a familiar spirit in host Grodin. The AV Club called this episode “a glorious anomaly, an utterly singular bit of brainy meta-television the likes of which the show hasn't attempted since,” explaining that, “[i]n sharp contrast to his famously prickly talk show appearances, ‘Charles Grodin’ here is a boyish, daft bungler who never seems to catch on that he's acting in sketches on live television in front of a studio audience.” (BTW: you can watch the episode on Netflix and Hulu.) Showing up moments before his monologue, Grodin interrupts Gilda Radner and John Belushi’s behind-the-scenes cold open, apologetic about missing rehearsal but laden with Christmas gifts for the cast. (In a historically memorable moment, he makes a loaded joke involving Not Quite Ready For Primetime’s only black player: "I couldn't very well get gifts for some of the cast and not for everyone. If I had forgotten to get a gift for Garrett [Morris]… I mean, can you imagine my embarrassment if I'd forgotten to get a gift for Garrett? I mean, Garrett, especially.") Operating under the conceit that he’s completely unprepared to tackle the live show, Grodin intentionally stumbles through scenes, peering at cue cards and stretching bits to fill time.

SNL lore has it that Grodin’s antics got him banned from Studio 8H; he recently explained the incident to Nathan Rabin, and his take on it hints there might be some truth to that rumor: "I just got the idea that that would be funny, that I didn’t know it was live, that I had just come in from New York, and then I say, 'This is live?' They asked me to do it again, but I chose not to, because I can do two things: I can learn a script, or I can improvise." He did, however, prepare for his part in The Paul Simon Special, a musical interlude-infused narrative short shot partially during Simon’s SNL appearance that same week. The show starts here (Grodin, who appears in all eight clips, first shows up around the 1:05 mark):

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

Grodin’s dark turn on SNL came as no surprise to frequent Tonight Show viewers, who had seen the actor butt heads with their favorite host. Carson was the perfect foil for Grodin; friendly and always willing to roll with the punches, he also had an appreciation for the absurd. One night, for example, when his jokes got zero laughs from the studio audience, he staged an impromptu cleansing ritual by burning his script onstage (while the band played “Taps,” natch). It’s no surprise that, after appearing on the show twice, Grodin was offered an exclusive contract as a guest on the show (he notes in his memoir I Like It Better…, straight off the bat in Chapter One, that this was a near-unprecedented honor). Interactions between Grodin and Carson are edgily jovial, almost like a tense family gathering; as Grodin lobs barbs at Carson and the industry in general, he’s met with good-natured ribbing, and there are many moments when one or both appear on the verge of breaking.

1990 — Charles Grodin on Johnny Carson

“I’m so sensitive I really can’t answer a question from someone who’s not interested in the question,” Grodin counters when Carson asks about his acerbic attitude. Most of their “arguments” center around accusations that the professional conversationalist doesn’t really care about his interviewees, or that he only focuses on trite topics; interestingly, the views of Grodin’s allegedly caricatured personality seem to fit pretty nicely alongside his current cultural commentaries.

Late Night and The Late Show with David Letterman

“I really feel tonight it won’t suck,” Letterman reportedly tells his crew before each of Grodin’s appearances. On Late Night, Grodin expanded his repertoire by planning scripted bits; one time he showed up to an empty studio, only to be told that the gap-toothed host was home waiting for a cable installation and couldn’t make it to the interview. An outraged Grodin harangued Letterman, who was in on the joke and broadcasting from his office. For another appearance, Grodin hired a supporting cast: “One time on Letterman, I actually brought a vaudeville comic on as my attorney, threatening to sue Letterman for remarks that were made… the previous week.”

2007 – Charles Grodin on Letterman

Seemingly eight feet tall, with a dignified grey coif politicians probably envy, Grodin still commands attention the moment he walks on a stage. In this 2007 appearance, he gets right to his grievances, cutting Letterman’s friendly greeting short to complain about a producer’s unsolicited fashion tip before pretending to take a call from his accountant on air:

Primetime and beyond

When Grodin quit acting and joined the ranks of celebrities trying their hand at hosting, he raised a few eyebrows. "I just really didn't want to be an actor anymore," Grodin recently told a Florida newspaper. “[W]hen you're speaking what you think… it's such a pronounced difference in what your sense of who you are as a person is. Imagine instead of talking to me as you are, you were pretending you were someone else." His show earned him a reputation beyond what people were used to seeing on TV — but that doesn’t mean he abandoned his act.

2002 – Charles Grodin on The Daily Show

“So far, this is one of the most humiliating experiences I’ve had. And I’ll tell you why…” Before he’s fully seated, the tone for Grodin’s talk with Daily Show host Jon Stewart is set, as he sounds off on having to stand near the audience while waiting offstage.2007 – Charles Grodin on Hannity and Colmes

From the first few moments, when he accuses co-host Colmes of needing some eyeliner (?), Grodin’s totally golden, derailing every effort to focus on substantive issues with jabs at Hannity’s casual jeans and interest in karaoke, insisting he’s not going to speculate on the upcoming presidential election “because I don’t think you guys should even be talking about it.” Around 3:25, Hannity tries to fight back with: “I watched your show, and you know why? Because I thought the night was coming where you were gonna just lose it and they’d have to take you out to the hospital.” Less than 30 seconds later, Grodin interrupts an attempt to steer the conversation in a more relevant direction with “Is that a hairpiece?”, leaning over to give Hannity’s head an interrogative tug. Fast forward a minute, and his arms are in the air while he calls Hannity a “right-wing fascist.” Commercial break!

Grodin’s still one of the most captivating guests on late right’s regular roster, because he’s still one of the only performers who pushes the boundaries of what audiences will and won’t stand for, and what hosts are willing to allow. Originally born from a fear of appearing too bland, Grodin’s played-up personality had the desired effect of making him a household name; whether you rooted for or against him, chances are you’d be talking about him the morning after.

So next time you see Charlie Sheen storm an unsuspecting studio audience, know who you have to thank for bringing awkward, heavy-handed humor to late night. “I just heard recently that Bette Midler actually was nominated (for an Emmy, which she won in 1993) for an appearance on the Johnny Carson show,” Grodin noted in ‘95. “I didn't know you could get nominated as a guest. I could have been nominated as best actor on a talk show — that might have been my category. I would have taken some ads out.”

Samantha Pitchel always preferred Benji to Beethoven.

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  • Goldrhapsody

    Great article. Thanks for exploring more of Charles Grodin's late night antics. When I watched Grodin's episode of Saturday Night Live last year, I instantly loved it thinking the episode had an over-arching sketch like the 1976 episode with Elliot Gould had. After later learning the story behind Grodin and his episode, I felt that he was really trying to do something original to set his episode apart from the rest. Grodin's episode continues be one of my favorites of the early years of the show and I really wish SNL every once in a while would do a meta-style episode, giving the audience a better connection to the host that the we do not get in the monologue.

  • http://twitter.com/joshung Joshua Ungerleider

    Grodin on SNL was one of my all time favorites. I had no idea until now that it wasn't planned by SNL. I think there's a sketch where Belushi blows up at Grodin for flubbing the scenes.

    I first saw Grodin in Beethoven, so when I saw him on Letterman, I was a bit surprised he was so curmudgeonly. When I see him in older movies (who doesn't love Midnight Run?), it makes more sense.

    • http://recursivebee.blogspot.com Patrick Mortensen

      @Joshua Ungerleider "older movies" :(

    • Jethro Is Bleeding

      @Patrick Mortensen Get off my lawn!

    • http://twitter.com/joshung Joshua Ungerleider

      @Patrick Mortensen Well, it's older than Beethoven. Like, my 3 year old nephew is older than my 1 year old neice. I wouldn't consider any movie I remember seeing new (or rented the first time around) as old, but let's face it, even Beethoven is almost 20 years old now.

      /Born when Carter was President.

  • Vicky Johnson@twitter

    Ahhhh thank you for this! I love it (and Grodin).

  • carson

    The SNL bit WAS planned and it's fairly terrific. The one thing that irks me is the frequently flogged concept that people get "banned" from SNL. One of the most famous myths is that Chevy Chase was banned from SNL for being a prick when he hosted (twice) in the mid-80s and (twice again) in the mid-90s. Since he last hosted in the 96-97 season, Chase has made at least five additional cameos. People need to learn the difference between "banned" and "not asked to host again."

  • http://favstar.fm/users/wdeg Will DeG

    I went to school with Grodin's son. Was a huge asshole.

    Charles was always nice to me, though. He helped assistant coach my baseball team when I was young — said I had a good throwing arm.

  • I'm Gary@twitter

    Thank you for posting this. Grodin's a comic genius.

  • tabarnzo

    To list a bio on Charles Grodin and not mention Midnight Run is an oversight at best. IMHO, his best work by a mile, capturing his pure character person with a twist of OCD. His straight man character in Seems Like Old Times with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase is also pretty fantastic.

    • TS Idiot

      He and De Niro play off each other like Miles Davis and John Coltrane . Brilliant movie.

  • Red Rocket

    I nominate Charles Grodin to be the next special guest on "Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis."

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shorty-Lickens/1193601402 Shorty Lickens

    Also forgot to mention he was the front runner for Han Solo and passed cuz he didnt think it would go anywhere.

  • http://twitter.com/jimchuck jayDOTarr

    As soon as I think of Charles, I immediately hear
    "Plannnning. Plotttting. Manipulating."

  • TS Idiot

    So you mention a bunch of films Grodin's been in, like Thieves and The Heartbreak Kid and don't mention one of the greatest buddy road flick Action/Comedies ever (and a rather large hit to boot), Midnight Run?