David Sedaris on Giving Out Condoms at Readings

David Sedaris is just great. He writes in his diary every day and follows Japanese fashion and he brings gifts to the teenagers who come to his readings!

Yeah, I do, and I always have gifts for them because I’m always so honored that they come. If I run out of gifts, I give them money. A couple of years ago, I gave condoms to teenagers because I wanted something that was light and easy to pack. Perfect, right? And then I got a letter from a woman in Chicago who said, “I came with my daughter to see your show and she’s 15 and you gave her a condom and told her you didn’t want to be responsible for her losing her virginity so she could only use it for anal sex.” Yeah, that’s exactly what I said! I don’t know how she could’ve been offended by it. I mean, I was nice to her daughter.

Why anyone would be offended by such a kindness I do not know. He’s taking your daughter under his WING, lady. Some people just don’t understand genius.

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