Grammys for Betty White, Louis C.K., and The Book of Mormon
Louis C.K. won the Best Comedy Album Grammy for Hilarious, although he was too busy making gluten-free chicken fingers to care. (That’s what “gf” stands for, right? That or “God Fuckingdamn, why am I heating up chicken fingers, I just won a Grammy. I should be in a technicolored limo somewhere between Adele and Kanye.”) The Book of Mormon won best Musical Theater Album and Betty White’s If You Ask Me (And Of Course You Won’t) also beat Tina Fey’s Bossypants for Best Spoken Word Album. No word on what foods they were cooking when they found out.