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Tuesday, February 14th, 2012
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Today's Ridiculous and Amusing Joke Twitter Account: @AdelesExBF

One time a black pen exploded in Adele's mouth and she actively did nothing about it.
@AdelesExBF
Adele's Ex BF
Comedians are great on Twitter, sure, but there's something magical about the parody accounts with a built-in shelf life that pop up relatively often (see: @weboughtaz00). This way of making jokes is so new and unique to the medium, you can't help but love it. This one, which was started two nights ago, purports to be by Adele's ex-boyfriend. It probably won't be pumping out 15 jokes a day in 18 months, but man is it funny right now.

Adele woke me up every morning with a Dutch Oven. She called it her "Natural Alarm Clock."
@AdelesExBF
Adele's Ex BF
Adele used to microwave single pieces of bologna because she liked it "dry."
@AdelesExBF
Adele's Ex BF