“A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey, why the long face?’ So the horse says, ‘Because I am an alcoholic, and my body has been ravaged by the long-term effects of drinking. Please, help me.’”
— Splitsider contributor Brian Boone has modernized old jokes for McSweeneys. He explains finally what’s really black and white and red [sic] all over.