Splitsider

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Kevin Hart vs. a Dolphin

Kevin Hart recently tweeted this picture of a dolphin kissing him, which is maybe the best possible picture of that scenario. Though the picture looks like a silly fun time, Hart sees it very differently. Last night, on Conan, he explained that this dolphin attacked him because it was racist as all dolphins are racist. However, his story seems a bit fishy (don't worry, that was not a pun, as dolphins are mammals). The dolphin looks like a friendly dude. At minimum, he was just doing his job. Dolphins aren't racist – Hart is dolphinist. Judge for yourself in the clip from the interview below:

  • http://rhymeswithmay.wordpress.com Julia duMais

    Dolphins are sociopaths. SCIENTIFIC FACT. I'm on team KHart.

    Is KHart a thing? Who cares, that's not important. Don't try to distract me, this is important. Dolphins: not to be trusted. That squeaky little bastard was probably racist AT BEST.