Despite Fancy Suit, Jason Mantzoukas Gets Stopped in Every Airport


Jason Mantzoukas knows what he and his beard looks like so he’s never surprised when security stops him at the airport. At least, he’s able to get a bunch of OTPHJs (over the pants hand jobs) out of it, right? If he was a terrorist, however, as he explains below, all Homeland Security would need to do is throw some eggs at him or make him eat gefilte fish and the terrorism would be over.

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