Last week, we loved the leaked, bootlegged teaser for Anchorman 2. But screw that old teaser; there’s a new teaser in town and it’s funnier and doesn’t make your eyeballs annoyed. Hopefully, we’ll get a teaser like this every week for a year. It’s definitely a possibility, as they probably just improvised 100 of these. Just throw them up on Funny or Die, please. Thanks!