Friday, May 25th, 2012

'Valet Guys' Will Likely Be Kevin Heaven But Will Less Likely Be Good

Kevin Hart is in talks to co-star with Kevin James in Valet Guys, a film about two guys who are valets (obvs), who need to retrieve a fancy car they lost. Written by James and Nick "Voice of the Cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch" Bakay, this movie sounds like one of those dumb, high-concept comedies that print money despite being terrible. It's the type of movie we'd never talk about, if it weren't for how big it will likely be for Hart's career. Sure, co-starring in a likely good buddy cop film with Seth Rogan is important but this will open him up to the pivotal "people who like bad movies" demographic. Now, if he just books a shitty rom-com, in two years he'll be a gosh darn movie star. Call up Katherine Heigl, stat!

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  • http://twitter.com/mcamike Michael McAllister

    Wouldn't "Think Like A Man" count as his shitty rom-com? Comedy Central ran Hart-centric previews for it like nobody's business. Sure, it was Heigl-less but it looked like she was there in spirit.

  • JoshUng

    The guy was in two Scary Movie movies, he's been in his share of stinkers already.

    His 1 minute scene in 40 Year Old Virgin only goes so far.

  • Some Loser

    whats with the dickishness in this article? Can't you just report on it without condemning it to "suck". I really love this site, but it tends to take a really pretentious stance on things that don't fit into a very narrow category of comedy.

  • http://twitter.com/ronaldjock Ronald Jock

    What a negative post. Maybe if Hart had appeared in an episode of community it may have been a lot more positive.