Follow Friday: @JenStatsky

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Jen Statsky (@JenStatsky) is currently a writer at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. She’s contributed to McSweeney’s and had written for The Onion. She’s also an auditory scientist:

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She thinks pens should get over themselves.

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Statsky believes that men are getting the wrong idea about women thanks to porn.

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Jen isn’t perfect. Sometimes she slurs.

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But not when she enjoys a beverage containing the juices of eight different vegetables.

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She figures things out eventually.

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Statsky knows the potential downside to a Sports Illustrated subscription.

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Jen on the Trayvon Martin incident.

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She can hear God.

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And can do impressions.

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Jen ruined Ace of Base’s credibility.

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She’s had better diner visits than others.

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Jen might be desperate.

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Don’t invite her to your improv show.

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She is aware that more money leads to more problems.

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And that a lot of money can’t solve a problem you’ve had since childhood.

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Statsky knows the importance of family.

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Jen is a popular tweeter, but she doesn’t think she’s popular enough.

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Roger Cormier has several pens, thanks to his bank.

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