“For five hundred dollars, I’ll write for Hitler.”

“For five hundred dollars, I’ll write for Hitler. Five hundred dollars when you’re starving and you’ve got a car payment due? Here’s what I’m saying: ‘You go through any door that opens.’ In the beginning, you go through the doors. You don’t know which is going to be the one.”
The indefatigable Joan Rivers to NPR, talking about her career and her new book, I Hate Everyone, Starting with Me.

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