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Monday, June 4th, 2012

Louis C.K. and Andrew Dice Clay Part of the Totally Normal Cast of Woody Allen's Next Film

OK, here’s the cast in alphabetical order: Alec Baldwin, Cate Blanchett, Louis C.K., Bobby Cannavale, Andrew Dice Clay, Michael Emerson, Sally Hawkins and Peter Sarsgaard. It seems normal until you get to The Diceman and Benjamin Linus. No word on what the film is about but it is set in San Francisco so… obviously… umm… Maybe, the film is about Alec Baldwin (the Woody Allen surrogate) playing a former comedian, who now is a television executive, who visits San Francisco with his actress wife (played by Cate Blanchett as a Diane Keaton type) to visit his son (Sarsgaard) who is about to marry a woman (Hawkins) but  is is actually in love with a man (Cannavale). However, while there, Alec runs into his old stand-up buddies, played by Louis and ADC, of course. And then Michael Emerson just makes sure that no one leaves the island. I'm Woody Allen now.