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Monday, June 25th, 2012

Nick Offerman Explains How He Makes Out with His Wife for TV

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are America's cool parents. Actually, they're more like America's sexually charged aunt and uncle. Recently, Nick Offerman was asked how he and his wife get themselves in the Ron and Tammy mood:

We actually don't do much preparation. We knew that we wanted our lovemaking on screen to be as upsetting as possible to the viewer, so we actually went out into the yard, onto a soft, grassy area, to rehearse making out because the way in which we consume each other's faces and bodies has a certain violence to it. It's something that, really gratifyingly, Amy Poehler is unable to watch. When we're making out as Ron and Tammy, she has to leave the room because she finds it so nauseating.

Yeah right, nauseating? She's probably just nauseated from the mixture of jealousy, arousal, and shear seismic force.