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Thursday, June 7th, 2012

"What’s the Deal with The Soda Ban?" – Jerry Seinfeld

When asked about Bloomberg's proposed soda band, Jerry Seinfeld responded with Seinfeldian succinctness: "I'm in favor of continuing the accelerated Darwinian process of early death and weeding out most of the population through sugary drinks." He should've added, "What's the deal with soda? So-da. So… Duh. What is it my teenage niece?" (Yep. I am not Jerry Seinfeld.)

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