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Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Woody Allen Enjoys Being Famous for Some Very Woody Allen Reasons


Hypochondria and self-deprecation color Woody Allen's praise of fame, which is perfect. Of course, Woody needs to get doctors on the weekend; he always thinks he's sick. Of course, Woody thinks that he is awful at the clarinet and that no one would actually want to see him play. Now if he just broke the fourth wall and talked directly to the camera, he could seamlessly fit into 60% of his movies.