Aziz Ansari: “Fuck You, Sting”
Be careful, Aziz, a “fuck you” to Sting is like an 11-hour ordeal. (Are Sting tantric sex jokes still what’s kewl on the streetz? No? Oh, oops.) Regardless, Aziz’s point is very valid. Being a stand-up never gets easier because after each new special or album you record, you have to start right back at zero. This is the opposite of one of those “It Gets Better” videos. Hell, I don’t have any plans this weekend, so, yeah, FUCK YOU, STING. Below watch Aziz talk about being obsessed with doing stand-up.