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Thursday, August 9th, 2012

Chris Rock: "Fuck You, Sting"

Ok, he doesn't actually say, "Fuck you, Sting," but he probably wanted to. It was just that he was spouting off almost the identical sentiment that Aziz Ansari did last month. They both even brought up Sting. Sting! I wonder if Sting is aware that he's comedians' enemy number one. Like he wrote these perfect songs 30 years ago and thought, "Suck on this, clowns. People are still going to pay $500 to see me sing this 40 years from now, even after I make that double album of fife covers of Czech folk songs."