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Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

Jay Leno Nibbles the Hand that Feeds Him Over Recent Layoffs


This is probably the first time he's told a joke he's believed in in 15 years. They come after 20+ members of The Tonight Show staff were relieved of their jobs last Friday. Most likely this will be the end of it – Jay is a definitive good soldier – however what if it isn't? What if he starts making more and more jokes at the network and Comcast's expense and then leads a revolution against all telecommunication corporations and then becomes the unlikely voice of the Occupy Television movement and then gives all his cars to gutter punks and then becomes a gutter punk and then gets a dog? It would be so weird to see Jay Leno with a dog.