Jon Stewart to College Kids: “Don’t Eat from the Salad Bar” and Vote, Please

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Shut up, Dad. I don’t need to listen to you anymore; I’m at college. I’m going to live forever and Presidents are BORING and old. I’m never going to be that boring or old. Flawless college kid impersonation aside, how about we all vote. You’ll get a sticker. [Via]

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