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Monday, August 20th, 2012

Pre-Order DC Pierson's New Book Now and He'll Rap about You

DC "The Son of the Piers" Pierson aka the member of Derrick Comedy with the most total hair has finished his second novel, entitled Crap Kingdom. He explained the book thusly:

THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH

HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY

HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING

With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom’s fate is sealed: he’s been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One.

There’s just one problem: The kingdom SUCKS.

When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he’s making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he’s been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who’s always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back—at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.

It sure sounds like a book! But wait there's more. The book comes out in March but if you pre-order it now, DC will perform a rap with your name in it.

He explained how to get the rappin' happenin':

1. Pre-order the book. You can pre-order it right now from Amazon, from Powell’s, if you want to support independent booksellers (http://bit.ly/OlWo2j) or from any other bookseller as long as they will e-mail you a receipt. If you’d prefer to pre-order as an eBook (for Kindle, iPad, or other eReader) that’s fine too, as long as you pre-order it now and get an e-mail receipt.

2. Forward the e-mail receipt you receive from the online book retailer to me at CRAPKINGDOM@GMAIL.COM. (Include a pronunciation guide if your name is complicated to pronounce. Include your actual name if your name is different than the one on the receipt.)

3. That’s it! Just do it NOW, as this offer is for a limited time only. I’ll e-mail you when the custom rap featuring your name goes up.

My name is DC and I'm here to say, this dude/chick named _____ bought my book today. You can be that blank.

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