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Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

World's Coolest Lady, Joan Rivers, Sticks it to Cosco


There's an urge is to write, "I hope to be as cool as Joan when I'm 79," but in actuality, I just hope to be as cool as Joan at any point in my existence. Buying her condoms there – that scamp. They come in boxes of 48. 48! I haven't used 48 condoms since last April, when it was real rainy and I had to use them to cover my shoes to keep them dry. I'll be here all week, folks. Don't try the veal. It's baby cow. [Via]

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