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Friday, September 14th, 2012

Butt Talk Causes Fire on 'Conan'


I'm not saying soldiers and cops shouldn't be called heroes but I think the term should be redefined to include men who are able to read plugs in the face of a looming fire. Two things can be learned from this: 1) Conan is a pro, and 2) Talking about his butt causes studios to burst into flames. Little did the kids how close they were in high school when they called him "Fire Crotch." If they only said "Fire Butt," they would've been in the right.