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Friday, September 7th, 2012

Colbert Is a One-Man Birthright Trip

It's all there: Phish yarmulkes, pronouncing McDonald's funny, someone wining "that kind of itches." The only thing missing is an ex-Israeli soldier with a rifle walking behind you and a certain Jewish sexual tension as thick as thick Jewish hair. And this is why we get our news from Colbert instead of those CNN bores; you'd never see Wolf Blitzer putting on a tallis (that shawl thing) – unless it was his grandson's Bar Mitzvah.

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  • http://twitter.com/JustinCaffier Justin Caffier

    "whining"