Follow Friday: Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller)

Everybody is a jokester on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) is a comedian that wouldn’t be lying if she said she was on John Oliver’s New York Stand Up Show, or that she was one of the New Faces at the 2012 Montreal Just For Laughs Festival, or if she told you she co-hosts the podcast Baby Geniuses with Lisa Hanawalt, or that she has some beef with scientists.

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Emily is fluent in Italian.

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Heller has the best reason in the world to re-elect Barack Obama.

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She thinks some kids really have to earn their Halloween costumes.

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Emily sometimes combines movies in her head.

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Heller’s humor isn’t for everyone apparently.

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She is concerned with the injuries that can be sustained due to weak, undeveloped wrists.

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Emily is looking for people that are willing to argue with their heart and soul.

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I think it’s a really good thing that they don’t know.

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Heller needs to have a long conversation with her mother.

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She doesn’t leave contests empty handed.

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Emily might not be the best wedding guest.

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Don’t worry; she’ll see the photos either way.

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Heller changed the emoticon game with a mere 17 keystrokes.

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She has some restraint.

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Christopher Meloni left one year too soon.

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Emily knows why Yahoo employees are the least informed people in the country.

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It’s not okay if haters are going to hate, unless they hate together.

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Heller’s fans are very considerate.

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Roger Cormier is sick and tired of hating alone.

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