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Follow Friday: @JoshGondelman

Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Josh Gondelman (@JoshGondelman) is a Boston born postcard tumblrer and humorous essayist and most importantly, a funny tweeter. While he is a talented writer, he’s not so great with numbers.

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But he still knows that he’s getting too many emails.

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Josh isn’t impressed by your fancy mansions.

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But Gondelman *is* impressed by the First Lady’s weaponry.

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Josh has rather inconsiderate friends.

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If you’re being murdered by a koala and only Josh Gondelman is around, you’re going to die.

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He is a future Republican speechwriter.

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He can’t be trusted around cookies.

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Josh is a criminal mastermind.

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Gondelman has a question for drag queens.

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He knows how the movie business works.

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Josh has whatever disease it is where you can hear what scurvy says.

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Gondelman is a Wereswaldo.

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Some guys of a certain age would prefer a Jettataur.

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Dude owns a theremin.

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He figured out Bon Jovi.

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Josh likes the chase.

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Maybe the government has hypothyroidism?

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Gondelman put us in our place.

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Roger Cormier is always one theremin away.

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