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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

Colin Quinn Is Willing to Write Louis C.K.'s 'SNL' Episode for Him

Colin Quinn heard the news about Louis C.K. hosting SNL next week, and he's taken to Twitter to offer up some suggestions for sketches. Quinn, an SNL veteran and former Weekend Update anchor, is the only person that Louis C.K. follows on Twitter, and the two Comedy Cellar regulars have been staples of the New York stand-up scene for decades. Colin Quinn has made headlines in the past for his sarcastic tweets, cheekily accusing Will Ferrell of stealing the idea for Anchorman from him and ironically saying terrifying racist and homophobic stuff. Yesterday, he began pitching Louis C.K. a series of comedy sketches, should he and the writers fall short of ideas for next week's episode. Here are all of Colin Quinn's sketch suggestions:

SNL Opening monologue idea for @ Come out in snorkel. Look at laughing crowd shrug "What? They say u sink or swim in the monologue!"
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The opening sketch @ do a Voice parody where the chairs don't turn around and guest star Adam Levine comes out as crazy stagehand.
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A sketch where @ does a funny parody of the geico "happier than" commercial only they bring out the real Gallagher! #melonfight
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Then @ should do a sketch where he's working on his show and he has a blind date and it's....the Church lady!! #morecowbell
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Then a debate sketch where you think it's Obama Romney but it's @ and @ as....Hans and Franz!!! #pump#youup
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Or how about he's in a spin class and the teacher is a guest star appearance by....Lance Armstrong! And they try to keep up with him!
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  • http://twitter.com/CricketNerdist Rishabh

    These are all solid ideas. I would love to see all these sketches!

  • six to eight black men

    Here's a man who is bitter about Saturday Night Live.

    • http://twitter.com/ronaldjock Ronald Jock

      Do you understand comedy?

  • carson1

    Colin Quinn's Twitter account – a true comedy gift. If you don't agree, well, I don't give a care #IDon'tGiveACare #IDGAC #lol