Follow Friday: @SquirrelJustice
Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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There’s very little to know about Nikki, a.k.a. @squirreljustice. An old twitter bio claims her to be a “writer”, “videographer” and “horrible person,” but what else is there to know about the vigilante for rodents? For one thing, she’s not just a horrible person – she’s a horrible pet owner.
Nikki likes to spice things up when she uses her loom.
Or when she’s doing whatever.
She goes to the world’s worst deli.
Squirrel Justice isn’t afraid to shatter illusions.
There are some nuts Squirrel Justice can’t crack.
She wants to add some store bought flavor to Anne Geddes’ portfolio.
Some people will be more uncomfortable when Skynet becomes self-aware than others.
Nikki might not be in the best of shape.
She is more of a mustard person.
Squirrel Justice is a sore loser.
Nikki knows how to bring America together.
And how Steve Buschemi can raise money for charity.
Nikki is cat nip to old ladies.
She *really* hates Nickelback.
And knows a little too much about Fleetwood Mac.
Squirrel Justice needs to see your Spotify before confirming you’re a pothead.
You cannot see her.
Roger Cormier is going to try that invisible trick next time.