Follow Friday: @AaronFullerton

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) is a writer for the yet-to-be-aired USA series Graceland. He made news last week when he announced that he has testicular cancer, and is going to try his best to find all of the humor behind it. Fullerton set up the tumblr Aaron Laughs With Cancer to document the process. We all wish him the best of luck and a full, healthy recovery.

Aaron continues to find a lot of humor on twitter, where he has revealed a lot about himself over the past couple of years. Like the fact that he isn’t good with leaving voice mail messages.

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He doesn’t seem to be a fan of receiving voice messages either.

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Aaron doesn’t pick things up that quickly.

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Yet isn’t tolerant of other slow learners.

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He wouldn’t trust Taylor Swift.

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Fullerton likes his car trips to seem as epic and pay cable-y as possible.

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Aaron likes to ruin Kelly Clarkson songs if you haven’t tired of them yet.

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If Fullerton wrote Kelly Clarkson songs, he wouldn’t let Ryan Murphy have them.

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And they wouldn’t come off as inspirational as they sometimes attempt to be.

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Seeing dated crap dangling from a rear-view mirror makes him nervous.

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Aaron doesn’t think much of men with dragon tattoos.

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Or much of a winter holiday.

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But at least he wants to improve upon a different national institution.

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He knows how to earn the respect of millions.

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Fullerton had a great idea to promote Taken 2.

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Aaron knows who the saddest porn star in the world is.

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And the biggest cad in the oceans.

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Aaron is a better screenwriter than Damon Lindelof.

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Fullerton can hear deceased bears.

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