Follow Friday: Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene)

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Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) is an actress that has starred in humorous Funny or Die shorts and is a member of the improv group Private Street. But she is not very happy.

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Despite having a cool, unique zoo experience.

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It doesn’t seem like marriage would help.

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Right now anyone willing to bail her out of jail would be enough.

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Then Charlene wouldn’t look like she was fueling up her car.

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She is consumed with jealousy.

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deGuzman has standards.

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So don’t be discouraged.

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If you have decent grammar skills, she might even clean her apartment for you.

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But one drawer will not be emptied out.

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Things might end poorly. And sarcastically.

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Which would make everything really uncomfortable.

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Charlene knows what she wants.

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She is currently in the holiday spirit.

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With a little help.

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deGuzman sees the true meaning of money.

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Charlene starts her days the same way.

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And sometimes her investigations last all through the night.

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She’s just misunderstood, like Anais Nin.

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