Follow Friday: @MattGoldich

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) is a stand-up who has written for The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Late Show with David Letterman. He is currently writing funny things for the upcoming Comedy Central series The Jeselnik Offensive. He does not appreciate good music.

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And doesn’t want to hear your Live covers.

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Or anything by Sir Paul McCartney post Flaming Pie.

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But would probably give a very young artist a listen.

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He knows what gets Michael Bay excited.

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Goldich’s mother thinks her son can do better.

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Just like Matt thinks Nobel Prize winners can do better.

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He knows his math.

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Goldich can always fall back on a career in producing newscasts.

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He inspires all aspiring comedians out there.

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Matt is happy for Seth MacFarlane.

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And for Lady Gaga.

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But questions what a Carly Rae Jepsen actually is.

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He is possibly paying too much for anti-virus protection.

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Goldich and Mitt Romney had a fun relationship.

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The time they had together was hard to put a price on.

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