Left Handed Radio: Sequel Machine—’Hobbit 4′

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film’s biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Hobbit 4.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, John Timothy, and Jeremy Bent

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Die Hard 6. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, February 7th, 11:00 PM

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Written By: Adam Bozarth, Kevin Hines, Erik Tanouye, Kerry McGuire, Michael Hartney, Claire Downs, Matt Little, Chris Scott, Aaron Burdette, Jason Shebiro, Alex Zalben, Alan Starzinski, Ari Scott, Dylan Snowden, Kirk Damato, Anna Rubanova, Rachael Mason, Will Hines, Mike Still, Jon Gutierrez, Jonathan LaPearl, Cody Lindquist, Timmy Wood, Leila Cohan-Miccio, and Brett White

Opening act: Nate Kushner.

Download a bonus song by Nate Kusher, “Six Foot Party Sub”

Download Dan Warren’s “Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” here.

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