Follow Friday: @madamezooble

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) would like to welcome you to Urban Outfitters.

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She is a dignified woman.

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Always the optimist.

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Until she makes unfair comparisons.

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She is a thoughtful driver.

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With a possibly dark past.

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But a definitely bright future.

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Or maybe not.

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Zoë has noticed Lil’ Jon’s influence on contemporary children’s programming.

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She seems to be more of a Shakira fan.

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And not so much into Linkin Park.

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Klar doesn’t trust Eminem.

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She does not appreciate the beautiful simplicity of a certain country’s flag.

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She knows that having the right insurance plan is very important.

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Zoë was a rock star in high school.

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She was too busy to rip off the bicycle.

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Or to help out Yoplait.

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She hasn’t seen many moosen.

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Klar provides advice about Mariah Carey, which is always useful.

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Zoë empahizes.

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Unless you eat pizza the wrong way.

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