Follow Friday: @vladchoc

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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vladchoc (@vladchoc) is a funny gentleman but he is not happy.

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It might be because he is hung up on someone.

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And he seems incapable of getting together with anyone else.

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It is too bad since he knows what he is doing in the bedroom.

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vladchoc even smells good!

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Not everybody does, unfortunately.

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He has a short fuse when it comes to a dirty kitchen.

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Vlad did not have the best grandparents.

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Communication remains to be an issue.

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Vlad has written a better version of Rock of Ages probably.

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But remains unemployed.

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Vlad has probably eaten at least one snake.

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He is lonely.

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And constantly disappointed.

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Possibly suicidal.

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But no way will Vlad leave this mortal coil by illegal bear attack.

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And he hates Becky more than himself.

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The same goes for the zoo.

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