Left Handed Radio: Sequel Machine—’Die Hard 6′

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film’s biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Die Hard 6.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Shannon Coffey and Josh Ruben as John McClane.

Written by (in page order): Brandon Gulya, Matt Little, Jason Saenz, Kerry McGuire, Jason Shebiro, Brett White, Ari Scott, Michael Hartney, Dylan Snowden, Dustin Drury, Siobhan Thompson, Mike Still, Nate Kushner, Jeff Rubin, Anna Rubanova, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, Jon Gabrus, Justin Tyler, Jon Bershad, Dave Bluvband, John Timothy, and Adam Bozarth.

Opening act: Casey Jost with Shannon Coffey, Rob Michael Hugel, and Lisa Kleinman.

Live tech by Sharon Spell

Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

Recorded live at the UCB East Theatre (February 7, 2013, 11pm).

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