Follow Friday: @ChrisRRegan

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) currently writes for The Jeselnik Offensive and it is a much better job than his last gig.

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He doesn’t have to wait in line anymore.

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Or worry about flash mobs.

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Chris has worked a 9-to-5 office job before.

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He used to be unjustifiably optimistic.

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Saw the potential in even the most mocked of advertisements.

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But Regan at some point came to distrust people.

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Even Oscar winners.

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Recent Oscar winners.

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Some of the other Best Picture nominees were robbed.

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That film couldn’t have been made without the help of certain people.

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Even Bin Laden’s death didn’t satisfy Chris.

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Chris just wants some Burger King. Quietly.

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He doesn’t have a unique appetite.

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Regan might be wine drunk.

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Chris gives the most succinct explanation for what the Higgs Boson is exactly.

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Another week, another Mariah Carey tweet.

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Regan’s neck is not as cold as Josh Groban’s.

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Hey.

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Mitt Romney won after all.

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Sarah Palin is timeless.

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As is someone else, to Chris’s surprise.

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