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Follow Friday: Jess Dweck (@thedweck)

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Jess Dweck (@thedweck) is a writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon who works part time at the GAP.

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And as a part time pollster.

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She notices certain patterns of behavior.

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Jess might not know your name.

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Unless it’s your porn star name.

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Or if you are Beyonce.

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Beyonce is more relatable than you think.

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Jess is alive, unlike some grumpy legends.

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Or humble people.

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Because she is alive and living in New York City, Dweck has some thoughts on Lena Dunham.

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She does not live in Mississippi.

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Jess has seen The Wire.

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Her physician is Dr. Nick Riviera.

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Which might explain her exercise regimen.

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Val Kilmer should not be on that plan.

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Shazam is somewhat critical of Jess.

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It is unknown if they are similarly catty whenever LMFAO comes on.

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Jess was pleased with getting forty one retweets for this tweet.

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For once she felt successful.

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At least the future will be easier.

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