Follow Friday: @MattKoff

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Matt Koff (@mattkoff) is another comedian that did not have the happiest of childhoods.

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Since day one.

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Even though his mother wasn’t always the worst.

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It turned him into a monster of a parent himself.

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That kid never had a chance.

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Matt is willing to settle.

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Very much so.

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But nobody can compare to Karen.

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Koff has a good pick-up line ready to go.

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He is a war veteran.

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Who loves to party!

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But Matt has problems keeping it under control.

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He has hopes and dreams.

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But he’ll need a job first.

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Which Koff doesn’t have because of his attire.

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And Matt was probably asked to stop volunteering.

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Koff doesn’t even know what time it is.

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Or popular music lyrics.

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But he does know some cold hard truths.

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At least Matt is getting the help he needs.

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