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Tuesday, March 12th, 2013

The Vine 5 Film Festival: Dance Like Nobody's Talking

Vine is the cool new toy from Twitter that challenges users to make the most profound work ever committed to video in exactly six seconds. Or at the very least, challenges comedians to bring a little more laughter into this world. On Tuesdays we'll be screening five of the funniest shorts of the past week, until Vine is abandoned for the next new thing.

Warning! This week there is a curse word displayed in the second Vine.

"Black Metal Pizza Party"
By Keeleyjams

Notice that when the gentleman in the video shoves everything off the table – his gesture symbolizing his disgust of order and his endorsement of chaos – he does not drop the pizza, because everybody loves pizza. There is hope for peace yet.

(But until then, don't show up to a Keeleyjams party hungry.)

"Dance Party"
By Josh Androsky

Don't you hate it when you're out dancing with your buds on a Saturday night and you're having a good time but then after a few drinks they start spewing their anti-animal rights rhetoric and 9/11 denier garbage? Save it for the meetings guys.

"Poopasaurus"
By Nack

"Poopasaurus" is clearly a labor of love, a beautiful work of art, and totally about a dinosaur composed entirely of human crap.

"So Raven"
By Braden Graeber

Braden Graeber makes us ask ourselves who is the most raven: Raven Symone, or actual ravens. The enlightened enough will ask the real question: What does being the "most raven" actually *mean*?

"It's On You Larry"
By Dan Cronin

Some people were put onto this Earth to excel in the spotlight and win three NBA championships, and others exist to cower under the pressure and make a lot of jokes about how uncomfortable it all is. Those people are all rich, so there is no way of knowing who is "most Larry," whatever the hell that means.